1 00:00:02,753 --> 00:00:03,924 Psst! Psst! Psst! Galavant. 2 00:00:03,924 --> 00:00:04,835 Galavant! Galavant, wake up. 3 00:00:04,835 --> 00:00:06,507 G-GALAVANT! WAKE UP! 4 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,678 I HAVE INCREDIBLE NEWS! 5 00:00:07,678 --> 00:00:09,430 UGH! 6 00:00:09,430 --> 00:00:10,721 IS THAT NEWS THAT YOU'VE MISPLACED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH? 7 00:00:10,721 --> 00:00:12,933 [ LAUGHS ] ZINGER! NO. 8 00:00:12,933 --> 00:00:15,056 NO, YOU KNOW HOW TODAY WE'RE HEADING INTO THE LAND OF THE GIANTS 9 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:16,517 TO OFFER THEM THE JEWEL OF VALENCIA 10 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,689 IN EXCHANGE FOR JOINING OUR QUEST TO SAVE PRINCESS ISABELLA? 11 00:00:18,689 --> 00:00:20,691 YES, WE DISCUSSED IT LAST NIGHT IN GREAT DETAIL. 12 00:00:20,691 --> 00:00:22,733 THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOUR CLUNKY EXPOSITION. 13 00:00:22,733 --> 00:00:25,406 WELL, I HAVE MANAGED TO TRADE THE JEWEL 14 00:00:25,406 --> 00:00:27,068 FOR SOMETHING EVEN BETTER THAN AN ARMY. 15 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:28,739 YOU TRADED THE JEWEL? 16 00:00:28,739 --> 00:00:30,571 YEP. FOR A DRAGON. 17 00:00:30,571 --> 00:00:32,283 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 18 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:34,535 IMAGINE HOW OUR FOES WILL RUN IN TERROR! 19 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,747 WELL, I MEAN, ONCE HE GROWS A LITTLE. 20 00:00:36,747 --> 00:00:40,121 I'M GOING TO CALL HIM TAD COOPER -- 21 00:00:40,121 --> 00:00:43,043 A NAME THAT EVOKES STRENGTH AND VALOR AND BRAVERY. 22 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,375 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 23 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:46,967 I THINK YOU'RE A COMPLETE IDIOT, 24 00:00:46,967 --> 00:00:48,549 AND YOU'RE TAKING IT BACK. 25 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,930 NOW. 26 00:00:49,930 --> 00:00:51,472 BUT, NO, I CA-- I CAN'T. 27 00:00:51,472 --> 00:00:53,053 I PINKIE SWORE AND SAID "NO BACKSIES." 28 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,726 YOU DO REALIZE THAT WITHOUT A JEWEL, I HAVE NO ARMY, 29 00:00:55,726 --> 00:00:58,729 AND WITHOUT AN ARMY, I HAVE NO CHANCE OF RESCUING ISABELLA. 30 00:00:58,729 --> 00:01:01,061 WELL -- HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? 31 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,564 TO FIND THE GIANTS -- WITHOUT YOU. 32 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,065 WHAT? WHY? 33 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,108 BECAUSE I AM DONE. 34 00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:09,570 I AM DONE CLEANING UP YOUR MESS. 35 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,742 I AM DONE TELLING YOU THAT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, 36 00:01:11,742 --> 00:01:14,074 BECAUSE -- NEWS FLASH, RICHARD -- IT IS YOUR FAULT. 37 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,457 I'M DONE WITH YOUR WEAKNESS, WITH YOUR WHINING, 38 00:01:16,457 --> 00:01:17,408 BUT MOST OF ALL, 39 00:01:17,408 --> 00:01:20,501 I AM DONE WITH YOU! 40 00:01:20,501 --> 00:01:22,293 OKAY. 41 00:01:22,293 --> 00:01:24,585 I ADMIT, I'M ON A BIT OF AN UNLUCKY STREAK, 42 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,128 BUT I AM DESTINED FOR GREAT THINGS. 43 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:28,589 YOU'LL SEE. 44 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,591 YOU HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH CHANCE OF GREAT THINGS 45 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,174 AS THAT LIZARD DOES OF BREATHING FIRE. 46 00:01:33,174 --> 00:01:36,927 IT'S A DRAGON, AND IT CAN BREATHE FIRE. 47 00:01:36,927 --> 00:01:38,769 SHOW HIM, TAD COOPER! 48 00:01:38,769 --> 00:01:40,771 SHOW HIM. 49 00:01:40,771 --> 00:01:42,773 COME ON. 50 00:01:42,773 --> 00:01:44,485 THE PERFECT PAIR -- 51 00:01:44,485 --> 00:01:47,107 A DRAGON THAT ISN'T A DRAGON... 52 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,780 AND A KING THAT ISN'T A KING. 53 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:52,943 WELL, I AM DONE WITH YOU, TOO! 54 00:01:56,327 --> 00:01:59,620 HELLO? [ CHUCKLES ] 55 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,121 HELLO? 56 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:06,167 GUESS I'M EATING BREAKFAST BY MYSELF, THEN. 57 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:07,838 "YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT, RICHARD. 58 00:02:07,838 --> 00:02:09,300 EVERYTHING'S A DISASTER, RICHARD. 59 00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:10,671 YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE, RICHARD. 60 00:02:10,671 --> 00:02:12,883 THAT'S NOT A REAL DRAGON, RICHARD." 61 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,345 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 62 00:02:14,345 --> 00:02:17,848 GALAVANT MAY NOT BELIEVE IN YOU, BUT I DO. 63 00:02:17,848 --> 00:02:20,811 I SUPER BELIEVE IN YOU, TAD COOPER. 64 00:02:20,811 --> 00:02:26,567 ♪ HEY, LITTLE FELLA, I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN' ♪ 65 00:02:26,567 --> 00:02:29,980 ♪ NOBODY GETS YOU OR SEES WHAT YOU COULD BE ♪ 66 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:31,692 ♪ AH-AH-AH ♪ 67 00:02:31,692 --> 00:02:34,575 ♪ BUT PLUCK UP YOUR COURAGE AND TURN THAT FROWN UP ♪ 68 00:02:34,575 --> 00:02:37,238 ♪ SOON WE WILL EAT THIS ENTIRE TOWN UP ♪ 69 00:02:37,238 --> 00:02:40,831 ♪ THEN THEY'LL BELIEVE IN MY DRAGON PAL AND ME ♪ 70 00:02:40,831 --> 00:02:42,993 ♪ DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪ 71 00:02:42,993 --> 00:02:45,045 ♪ DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DRAGON PAL ♪ 72 00:02:45,045 --> 00:02:46,497 ♪ THAT'S RIGHT, LITTLE FELLA ♪ 73 00:02:46,497 --> 00:02:49,880 ♪ WE'LL LEAVE THOSE DOUBTERS BLINKIN' ♪ 74 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:53,844 ♪ WE'RE GONNA SHOW 'EM A THING OR TWO OR THREE ♪ 75 00:02:53,844 --> 00:02:55,506 ♪ SHOW 'EM A THING OR TWO ♪ 76 00:02:55,506 --> 00:02:58,559 ♪ IMAGINE THE WONDER THAT WE'LL INSPIRE ♪ 77 00:02:58,559 --> 00:03:01,352 ♪ WHEN WE ARE SETTING THEIR HEADS ON FIRE ♪ 78 00:03:01,352 --> 00:03:04,435 ♪ THEN WE'LL BE EVEN, MY DRAGON PAL AND ME ♪ 79 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:06,106 ♪ DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO DOO ♪ YES. 80 00:03:06,106 --> 00:03:08,068 ♪ WE'LL RISE UP ♪ 81 00:03:08,068 --> 00:03:10,861 ♪ AND OPEN THEIR EYES UP ♪ 82 00:03:10,861 --> 00:03:13,193 ♪ WE'LL LIGHT THE SKIES UP ♪ 83 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:17,027 ♪ AND RAIN DESTRUCTION AND DEATH ON THEIR WIVES AND KIDS ♪ 84 00:03:17,027 --> 00:03:19,780 RAAR! RAAR! "AAH!" 85 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:23,584 ♪ SO, WHEN, LITTLE FELLA, YOU FEEL YOUR HEART IS SINKIN' ♪ 86 00:03:23,584 --> 00:03:25,586 ♪ WHEN YOUR FEEL YOUR HEART IS SINKIN' ♪ 87 00:03:25,586 --> 00:03:28,208 ♪ JUST YOU REMEMBER, ONE DAY, WE'LL MAKE THEM SEE ♪ 88 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,381 ♪ THEN THEY'LL SEE ♪ 89 00:03:30,381 --> 00:03:33,213 ♪ AND WHEN THEY ARE WATCHING, COMPLETELY FLIPPED OUT ♪ 90 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,716 ♪ AS THEIR INTESTINES ARE BEING RIPPED OUT ♪ 91 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:39,430 ♪ THEY'LL ALL LOOK UP TO US, THEN I GUARANTEE ♪ 92 00:03:39,430 --> 00:03:41,262 ♪ AHH, AHH, AHH, AHH ♪ 93 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:44,435 ♪ THEN THEY'LL BELIEVE IN MY DRAGON PAL AND ME ♪ 94 00:03:44,435 --> 00:03:45,976 ♪ DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪ 95 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:48,228 ♪ THEY'LL BELIEVE IN ME ♪ 96 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:52,232 ♪ THEY'LL BELIEVE IN...ME ♪ 97 00:03:54,565 --> 00:03:56,777 [ MEN GRUMBLE ] 98 00:03:56,777 --> 00:03:59,740 I MUST WARN YOU -- I HAVE A DRAGON. 99 00:04:06,917 --> 00:04:08,579 IT'S A BOLD TABLECLOTH CHOICE, 100 00:04:08,579 --> 00:04:10,631 BUT EGGPLANT IS GOING TO BE THE "IT" COLOR 101 00:04:10,631 --> 00:04:11,672 THIS WEDDING SEASON. 102 00:04:11,672 --> 00:04:13,003 WONDERFUL. 103 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,255 EGGPLANT. SO ME. 104 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,798 OH, I'M EVER SO EXCITED ABOUT MY SPECIAL DAY. 105 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:18,929 AWW. 106 00:04:18,929 --> 00:04:20,010 BARRY... 107 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:23,183 PLACE THE ORDER. 108 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,097 MY PLAN IS WORKING TO PERFECTION. 109 00:04:27,097 --> 00:04:28,098 IT APPEARS SO, SIR. 110 00:04:28,098 --> 00:04:29,770 ONCE ISABELLA BECOMES QUEEN, 111 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,313 YOU WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN ALL OF HORTENSIA. 112 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:33,444 NO. 113 00:04:33,444 --> 00:04:37,448 WHY, THE WEDDING PLAN, YOU TWIT. 114 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:40,321 DO YOU THINK I'D DISCUSS THE EVIL PLANS SO PUBLICLY? 115 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:42,112 THIS IS WHY I THOUGHT WE AGREED 116 00:04:42,112 --> 00:04:44,164 TO CALL ONE "THE PLAN" AND THE OTHER "THE PLOT" 117 00:04:44,164 --> 00:04:45,956 TO AVOID THESE KIND OF MIX-UPS. 118 00:04:45,956 --> 00:04:50,791 BARRY, WHAT IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND? 119 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,463 WE HAVE TWO PLANS, RIGHT? 120 00:04:52,463 --> 00:04:54,124 ONE'S EVIL AND THE OTHER -- 121 00:04:54,124 --> 00:04:57,297 SORRY. [ CHUCKLES ] MOVING ON. 122 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,010 UM, WE HAVE A SERIOUS ISSUE TO DISCUSS. 123 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:04,304 WE'VE HAD MOST OF THE RSVPs, EXCEPT A PRINCESS JUBILEE. 124 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,136 I NEED TO KNOW IF SHE'S COMING. 125 00:05:06,136 --> 00:05:08,479 JUST MARK HER AS A "YES" AND ORDER THE STEAK. 126 00:05:08,479 --> 00:05:10,310 I'M NOT PAYING, SO I DON'T CARE. 127 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,142 REALLY? 128 00:05:12,142 --> 00:05:13,854 WELL, I DO CARE, SIR. 129 00:05:13,854 --> 00:05:15,195 [ FINGERS SNAP ] 130 00:05:15,195 --> 00:05:17,317 BARRY, GO ON. TELL THEM THE MIRROR IDEA. 131 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:20,150 HE'S GOING TO HAND-DRAW EACH GUEST'S NAME 132 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:22,863 AND TABLE NUMBER ON A FANCY MIRROR. 133 00:05:24,495 --> 00:05:26,907 WAY TO UNDERSELL IT, BARRY. 134 00:05:26,907 --> 00:05:29,329 IT'S A MASTERSTROKE. 135 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,211 IT'S BOTH FUNCTIONAL AND A WORK OF ART, 136 00:05:31,211 --> 00:05:34,004 BUT IT'LL ALL BE FOR NAUGHT IF THE GUEST LIST ISN'T FINALIZED. 137 00:05:34,004 --> 00:05:35,836 WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE PLACE CARDS? 138 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,168 PLACE CARDS? PLACE CARDS? 139 00:05:38,168 --> 00:05:41,592 MADAM, AM I PLANNING A ROYAL WEDDING OR A MEDICAL CONVENTION? 140 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:44,925 ISABELLA, YOU THINK MY MIRROR IS A GOOD IDEA, DON'T YOU? 141 00:05:44,925 --> 00:05:49,179 OH, YES. IT'S A MASTERSTROKE. 142 00:05:49,179 --> 00:05:52,603 OKAY, MR. WORMWOOD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO, 143 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:55,275 BUT MY DAUGHTER HAS BEEN ACTING VERY STRANGELY 144 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:57,398 SINCE YOU ARRIVED, AND I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. 145 00:05:57,398 --> 00:06:00,240 ISABELLA, SEEMS YOUR MOTHER 146 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,192 DOESN'T WANT YOUR WEDDING TO BE PERFECT. 147 00:06:02,192 --> 00:06:03,363 PERHAPS SHE SHOULD BE SOMEWHERE ELSE. 148 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:07,247 YOU KNOW, SOMEWHERE SECURE... AND DAMP. HMM? 149 00:06:07,247 --> 00:06:09,750 SOMEWHERE DUNGEONESQUE? A DUNGEON? 150 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:12,873 ♪ SEND HER TO THE DUNGEON ♪ 151 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,205 SEND HER TO THE DUNGEON! 152 00:06:15,205 --> 00:06:17,377 NO ONE RUINS MY SPECIAL DAY. 153 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,459 GUARDS! 154 00:06:18,459 --> 00:06:20,210 Guard: I HATE THE DUNGEON. 155 00:06:20,210 --> 00:06:21,882 OH, ISN'T IT LOVELY TO BE WORKING WITH A CLIENT 156 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,884 WHO JUST... 157 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,717 GETS IT? 158 00:06:26,717 --> 00:06:28,889 ♪♪ 159 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,390 [ THUDS ] 160 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,222 Andre: [ Echoing ] WHO GOES THERE? 161 00:06:32,222 --> 00:06:35,395 OH, THANK GOODNESS. GIANTS. 162 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,977 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE! 163 00:06:36,977 --> 00:06:39,440 STATE YOUR BUSINESS, WEE MAN. 164 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,572 I'M GALAVANT. 165 00:06:41,572 --> 00:06:42,823 I NEED AN ARMY, 166 00:06:42,823 --> 00:06:44,404 AND I'M TOLD YOUR PEOPLE 167 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,406 ARE AMONG THE FIERCEST WARRIORS IN THE LAND. 168 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,118 "AMONG"? 169 00:06:48,118 --> 00:06:50,120 WE ARE GIANTS, 170 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,742 WITH FISTS THE SIZE OF PUMPKINS. 171 00:06:51,742 --> 00:06:52,623 PUMPKINS, GOOD. 172 00:06:52,623 --> 00:06:53,914 AND HEADS SO BIG, 173 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:54,835 THEY BLOT OUT THE SUN. 174 00:06:54,835 --> 00:06:56,086 PERFECT. 175 00:06:56,086 --> 00:06:58,298 YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 176 00:06:58,298 --> 00:07:00,000 'CAUSE WE LOVE A GOOD WAR. DON'T WE, FELLAS? 177 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,091 YEAH! YEAH! 178 00:07:01,091 --> 00:07:02,593 HUSH! 179 00:07:02,593 --> 00:07:05,425 TITAN, COLOSSUS, PULL HIM OUT OF THERE! 180 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,807 [ FOOTSTEP THUDS ] 181 00:07:06,807 --> 00:07:08,258 [ GRUNTS ] 182 00:07:08,258 --> 00:07:10,100 THIS IS GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 183 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:11,682 HI. GALAVANT. 184 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:12,813 I'M... 185 00:07:12,813 --> 00:07:14,184 HELLO. 186 00:07:16,356 --> 00:07:17,648 I'M SO SORRY. 187 00:07:17,648 --> 00:07:19,940 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE...TALLER? 188 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,772 I MEAN, NOT TO BE RUDE, 189 00:07:21,772 --> 00:07:24,154 BUT YOU DID SAY THAT YOUR HEADS BLOCKED OUT THE SUN. 190 00:07:24,154 --> 00:07:26,326 YES, THEY DO BLOCK OUT THE SUN. 191 00:07:26,326 --> 00:07:27,868 YOU'VE GOT TO CATCH IT AT THE RIGHT ANGLE. 192 00:07:27,868 --> 00:07:29,199 SORRY. CAN I, UH, JUST... 193 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:30,280 HERE? 194 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,873 UH...THERE. 195 00:07:32,873 --> 00:07:35,285 COMPLETE DARKNESS. 196 00:07:35,285 --> 00:07:36,456 MM. 197 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,208 ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU'RE GIANTS? 198 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:41,171 OF COURSE WE ARE GIANTS. 199 00:07:41,171 --> 00:07:42,843 JUST VERY SHORT GIANTS IS ALL. 200 00:07:42,843 --> 00:07:44,965 FEE FIE FO FUM. YEAH. 201 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,466 WELL SAID, TITAN. 202 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,849 WE WILL JOIN YOU ON YOUR QUEST -- 203 00:07:48,849 --> 00:07:50,350 ON ONE CONDITION. 204 00:07:50,350 --> 00:07:52,352 THERE'S ALWAYS A CONDITION. YEAH. GO ON. 205 00:07:52,352 --> 00:07:54,144 YOU MUST PROVE YOUR LOYALTY 206 00:07:54,144 --> 00:07:57,477 BY HELPING US FIGHT OUR MOST HATED ENEMY -- 207 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,149 THE DWARVES! YEAH! 208 00:07:59,149 --> 00:08:02,813 STINKIN', TINY, AWFUL, HIGH-PITCHED-VOICED DWARVES. 209 00:08:02,813 --> 00:08:03,984 RIGHT AGAIN, TITAN. 210 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,737 TONIGHT, WE MEET TO SET THE RULES OF BATTLE, 211 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:08,989 AND TOMORROW, WE FIGHT. 212 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,911 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 213 00:08:10,911 --> 00:08:12,743 IT SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG. 214 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:14,414 THEY'RE ONLY VERY SMALL. 215 00:08:14,414 --> 00:08:15,415 [ LAUGHTER ] 216 00:08:15,415 --> 00:08:17,578 STOP LAUGHING! 217 00:08:17,578 --> 00:08:19,169 YEAH. WHY NOT? I'M DESPERATE. 218 00:08:19,169 --> 00:08:20,000 LET'S DO THIS. 219 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,582 [ ALL CHEER ] 220 00:08:21,582 --> 00:08:25,335 ♪♪ 221 00:08:25,335 --> 00:08:27,427 THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU LATELY. 222 00:08:27,427 --> 00:08:30,180 I MEAN, YOU'VE ONLY PUNCHED A COUPLE OF PEOPLE TODAY, 223 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:34,014 AND I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU TOOK A BATH. 224 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,345 WHAT'S GOING ON? 225 00:08:35,345 --> 00:08:37,848 ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU. I THINK I'M IN LOVE. 226 00:08:37,848 --> 00:08:39,900 OH, GARETH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 227 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:41,351 IS IT THE EXECUTIONER'S DAUGHTER? 228 00:08:41,351 --> 00:08:42,603 YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO HANGS ON THEIR LEGS 229 00:08:42,603 --> 00:08:43,854 IF THE NOOSE DOESN'T QUITE DO THE TRICK. 230 00:08:43,854 --> 00:08:45,445 LORETTA? YEAH. 231 00:08:45,445 --> 00:08:46,697 SHE IS SOMETHING. 232 00:08:46,697 --> 00:08:48,198 HEAVY AS AN IRON POT. 233 00:08:48,198 --> 00:08:51,612 BUT SHE DON'T COMPARE TO MY GIRL. 234 00:08:51,612 --> 00:08:53,614 THERE SHE IS. 235 00:08:53,614 --> 00:08:55,616 [ BIRD CHIRPS ] 236 00:08:55,616 --> 00:08:57,788 HEY, GAR! 237 00:08:57,788 --> 00:09:00,040 THANKS AGAIN FOR THE FLOWERS. 238 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,712 QUEEN MADALENA? 239 00:09:01,712 --> 00:09:03,624 BUT WE AGREED SHE'S THE WORST! 240 00:09:03,624 --> 00:09:05,876 YEAH. 241 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,722 [ SIGHS ] 242 00:09:11,722 --> 00:09:14,474 ♪♪ 243 00:09:14,474 --> 00:09:16,807 THE DWARVES APPROACH! 244 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,228 OY, ALL RIGHT, LADS. 245 00:09:18,228 --> 00:09:20,310 REMEMBER, KEEP YOUR COOL. 246 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,232 THIS IS JUST A PRE-FIGHT MEETING. 247 00:09:22,232 --> 00:09:23,894 WE SAVE THE KILLING FOR TOMORROW. 248 00:09:23,894 --> 00:09:25,065 [ Growling ] YEAH. 249 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,446 DO YOU MIND IF I JUST ASK 250 00:09:26,446 --> 00:09:28,318 WHAT STARTED THE FEUD WITH THE DWARVES? 251 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,569 [ GIANTS GRUMBLE ] 252 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,241 MUST YOU GRUMBLE EVERY TIME I SAW "DWARVES"? 253 00:09:31,241 --> 00:09:32,783 [ GIANTS GRUMBLE LOUDER ] 254 00:09:32,783 --> 00:09:34,404 GIVE IT A REST! 255 00:09:34,404 --> 00:09:37,577 STARTED GENERATIONS AGO. 256 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,791 WE WERE BUILDING A BRIDGE TO UNITE OUR TWO PEOPLES -- 257 00:09:40,791 --> 00:09:43,834 HALF BY US AND HALF BY THEM. 258 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:46,256 WHEN THE DAY CAME TO UNVEIL THE BRIDGE, 259 00:09:46,256 --> 00:09:49,509 THEY HAD BUILT THEIR SIDE TOO LOW. 260 00:09:49,509 --> 00:09:51,802 AND THOSE WHINY LITTLE BITCHES 261 00:09:51,802 --> 00:09:55,015 BLAMED US FOR BUILDING OUR SIDE TOO HIGH. 262 00:09:55,015 --> 00:09:57,307 WE HAVE BEEN AT WAR EVER SINCE. 263 00:09:57,307 --> 00:09:59,019 [ DWARVES GRUMBLING ] 264 00:09:59,019 --> 00:10:01,642 OH, COME ON. 265 00:10:04,815 --> 00:10:06,186 THESE AREN'T DWARVES. 266 00:10:06,186 --> 00:10:08,528 WE ARE, TOO. WE'RE VERY TALL DWARVES. 267 00:10:08,528 --> 00:10:09,860 OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. 268 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,281 LOOK AT THEIR HIDEOUS LITTLE BODIES. 269 00:10:11,281 --> 00:10:12,192 [ GIANTS CHORTLE ] 270 00:10:12,192 --> 00:10:13,493 HIDEOUS? 271 00:10:13,493 --> 00:10:15,615 YOU ARE THE SAME HEIGHT! 272 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,197 YOU COULD LITERALLY BE BROTHERS. 273 00:10:17,197 --> 00:10:21,001 SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE GIANT. 274 00:10:21,001 --> 00:10:23,453 A GIANT JERKFACE, THAT IS. 275 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:29,209 HELLO, GALAVANT. 276 00:10:29,209 --> 00:10:30,671 YOU'RE LOOKING WELL. 277 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:32,673 I SAW YOU THIS MORNING, YOU IDIOT. 278 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,134 I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU. 279 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,846 YOU THOUGHT WRONG, THEN, DIDN'T YOU? 280 00:10:35,846 --> 00:10:37,808 IT'S FITTING TO SEE YOU TAKE UP WITH THE GIANTS, 281 00:10:37,808 --> 00:10:40,140 CONSIDERING YOU'RE A HUMONGOUS BLOWHARD. 282 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,522 [ LAUGHTER AND CHEERING ] 283 00:10:42,522 --> 00:10:44,394 WELL, THEN, I THINK IT'S RATHER FITTING 284 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,226 THAT YOU'VE FALLEN IN WITH THE DWARVES, 285 00:10:46,226 --> 00:10:48,478 CONSIDERING YOU'VE BEEN OF LITTLE USE TO ME. 286 00:10:48,478 --> 00:10:50,230 [ GIANTS CHEERING ] OH, NO, HE DIDN'T! 287 00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:52,903 FORGET THE MEETING! LET'S GO NOW! 288 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,074 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 289 00:10:54,074 --> 00:10:56,536 STOP! 290 00:10:56,536 --> 00:10:58,488 GUYS, A WORD? 291 00:11:02,542 --> 00:11:03,994 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 292 00:11:03,994 --> 00:11:05,335 YOU DESERT ME AT CAMP, 293 00:11:05,335 --> 00:11:06,837 I SPEND THE WHOLE DAY TRACKING YOU, 294 00:11:06,837 --> 00:11:08,709 ONLY TO FIND YOU'RE ABOUT TO JOIN A BATTLE 295 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:12,172 BETWEEN TWO GROUPS OF VERY SIMILAR 5'10" MEN. 296 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,343 HE LOST THE JEWEL OF VALENCIA! 297 00:11:13,343 --> 00:11:14,344 HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN MY DRAGON! 298 00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:15,926 WAIT. WH-- DRAGON? [ SCOFFS ] 299 00:11:18,348 --> 00:11:19,760 I'M -- I'M SORRY, THAT'S...NOT A LIZARD? 300 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,352 DON'T. NOT YOU, TOO. 301 00:11:22,352 --> 00:11:24,354 LOOK, MY POINT IS, THESE GUYS SEEM REALLY SERIOUS 302 00:11:24,354 --> 00:11:25,515 ABOUT KILLING EACH OTHER. 303 00:11:25,515 --> 00:11:28,108 DON'T YOU SEE HOW RIDICULOUS THIS IS? 304 00:11:28,108 --> 00:11:30,861 DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DIE... 305 00:11:30,861 --> 00:11:33,113 IN A BATTLE THIS LUDICROUS? 306 00:11:35,025 --> 00:11:36,696 IF IT GIVES ME A SHOT AT RICHARD, YES. 307 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,198 DITTO, BIG BOY! 308 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,780 LET'S GO TO WAR! 309 00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:42,743 TOMORROW, WE FIGHT -- GIANTS VERSUS DWARVES. 310 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,204 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 311 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,037 BILLY, BILLY. BILLY, YOU'RE A GIANT. COME ON. 312 00:11:51,091 --> 00:11:54,464 SO, HEY, HAVE YOU, UM... BY ANY CHANCE 313 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,386 TOLD QUEEN MADALENA HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HER? 314 00:11:56,386 --> 00:11:58,388 GONNA DO IT TONIGHT. 315 00:11:58,388 --> 00:11:59,930 GREAT. 316 00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:03,303 OR -- AND JUST THINKING OUT LOUD HERE -- 317 00:12:03,303 --> 00:12:05,055 WHAT I-- WHAT IF YOU DON'T? 318 00:12:05,055 --> 00:12:07,057 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 319 00:12:07,057 --> 00:12:09,770 THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO SAY, BUT BEFORE I DO, 320 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,772 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE BRO CODE? 321 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:14,564 IS THAT A BLACK THING? 322 00:12:14,564 --> 00:12:18,448 IT MEANS, "WHAT'S SAID BETWEEN GUYS STAYS BETWEEN GUYS." 323 00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:21,281 LOOK, DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH THE QUEEN. 324 00:12:21,281 --> 00:12:23,073 SHE'S BAD NEWS. 325 00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:24,995 THINK ABOUT HER LAST THREE RELATIONSHIPS. 326 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:28,748 THEY ENDED IN BETRAYAL, EXILE, AND MURDER. 327 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,962 SHE WILL RIP YOUR HEART OUT, AND I DON'T MEAN SYMBOLICALLY. 328 00:12:31,962 --> 00:12:33,924 [ SIGHS ] 329 00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:36,086 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 330 00:12:36,086 --> 00:12:39,139 BUT SHE'S SO SKINNY AND MEAN. 331 00:12:39,139 --> 00:12:41,341 JUST BLINDED ME. 332 00:12:41,341 --> 00:12:43,143 THANKS FOR HAVING MY BACK. 333 00:12:43,143 --> 00:12:46,476 HEY, IT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR. 334 00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:48,438 FRIENDS? YOU THINK WE'RE FRIENDS? 335 00:12:48,438 --> 00:12:51,271 WELL, I'M A LITTLE WORRIED THAT IF I GIVE YOU THE WRONG ANSWER, 336 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,693 YOU'LL KILL ME RIGHT WHERE I SIT, BUT... 337 00:12:53,693 --> 00:12:56,356 YEAH, I'VE COME TO CONSIDER YOU A FRIEND. 338 00:12:56,356 --> 00:12:58,448 WELL, TO FRIENDS, THEN. 339 00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:00,110 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 340 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:04,114 ♪♪ 341 00:13:04,114 --> 00:13:08,708 I PRESENT PRINCESS ISABELLA OF HORTENSIA! 342 00:13:11,621 --> 00:13:12,622 OH. [ CHUCKLES ] 343 00:13:12,622 --> 00:13:14,044 I-I'M SORRY. 344 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,466 I'M LOOKING FOR A PRINCESS. 345 00:13:16,466 --> 00:13:17,677 PRINCESS JUBILEE? 346 00:13:17,677 --> 00:13:18,548 AND YOU FOUND HER. 347 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,473 HOW'S IT HANGING? 348 00:13:23,473 --> 00:13:25,805 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] HELLO. 349 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,348 MY WEDDING PLANNER ASKED ME TO FIND OUT 350 00:13:28,348 --> 00:13:31,481 WHY YOU HAVEN'T RSVP'd TO MY FABULOUS WEDDING. 351 00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:34,144 AND WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT? 352 00:13:34,144 --> 00:13:37,027 BECAUSE IT'S A WEDDING AND WE'RE PRINCESSES? 353 00:13:38,198 --> 00:13:40,991 [ LAUGHTER ] 354 00:13:40,991 --> 00:13:45,996 OH, HONEY, WAKE UP AND SMELL MY UNSHAVED ARMPIT. 355 00:13:45,996 --> 00:13:48,658 [ WICKED LAUGHTER ] 356 00:13:48,658 --> 00:13:51,081 ♪♪ 357 00:13:54,044 --> 00:13:56,836 ♪ I LIKE TO EAT MEAT ♪ 358 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,668 ♪ SWILL BOOZE ♪ 359 00:13:58,668 --> 00:14:01,261 ♪ WAKE UP WITH BRAND-NEW TATTOOS ♪ 360 00:14:01,261 --> 00:14:03,593 ♪ I LIKE TO TALK LOUD ♪ 361 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,345 ♪ PLAY ROUGH ♪ 362 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,428 ♪ I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT GIRLY-GIRL STUFF ♪ 363 00:14:08,428 --> 00:14:10,430 ♪ I'M A DIFFERENT KIND OF PRINCESS ♪ 364 00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:12,272 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE? ♪ 365 00:14:12,272 --> 00:14:15,525 ♪ I DON'T LIFT MY PINKIE WHEN I'M SIPPIN' TEA ♪ 366 00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:17,027 ♪ I'M A DIFFERENT KIND OF PRINCESS ♪ 367 00:14:17,027 --> 00:14:19,239 ♪ GOT NO CLASS ♪ 368 00:14:19,239 --> 00:14:21,441 ♪ AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, KISS MY ♪ 369 00:14:21,441 --> 00:14:26,036 ♪ ROYAL A-A-A-A-A-ASS ♪ 370 00:14:26,036 --> 00:14:28,578 PRINCESS, THAT'S NOT VERY LADYLIKE. 371 00:14:28,578 --> 00:14:31,912 OH, FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD, YOU DIDN'T USED TO BE, EITHER. 372 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,874 ♪ I LIKE TO LIVE FAST ♪ 373 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,586 ♪ MAKE NOISE ♪ 374 00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:39,049 ♪ SWAP SPIT WITH BOTH GIRLS AND BOYS ♪ 375 00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:41,131 ♪ I LIKE TO START FIGHTS ♪ 376 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,882 ♪ MAKE A BIG MESS ♪ 377 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,216 ♪ BUT THIS IS ONE DAMSEL WHO AIN'T IN DISTRESS ♪ 378 00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:48,138 ♪ I'M A DIFFERENT KIND OF PRINCESS ♪ 379 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,719 ♪ DON'T YOU THINK? ♪ 380 00:14:49,719 --> 00:14:53,143 ♪ I DON'T WEAR GLITTER, AND I DON'T LIKE PINK ♪ 381 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,935 ♪ I'M A DIFFERENT KIND OF PRINCESS ♪ 382 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,726 ♪ GOT NO GOWN ♪ 383 00:14:56,726 --> 00:15:03,573 ♪ BUT THAT AIN'T STOPPIN' ANYONE FROM BOWIN' DO-O-O-O-WN ♪ 384 00:15:03,573 --> 00:15:05,485 ♪ I'M A DIFFERENT KIND OF PRINCESS ♪ 385 00:15:05,485 --> 00:15:06,826 ♪ NO ONE'S FOOL ♪ 386 00:15:06,826 --> 00:15:08,738 ♪ AND IF YOU'RE MY KIND OF PRINCESS ♪ 387 00:15:08,738 --> 00:15:10,240 ♪ BE THAT KIND OF PRINCESS ♪ 388 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,452 ♪ FREE YOUR INNER PRINCESS ♪ 389 00:15:14,794 --> 00:15:17,087 [ BELCHES ] 390 00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:22,632 ♪ AND YOU WILL RU-U-U-U-U-U-LE ♪ 391 00:15:22,632 --> 00:15:23,593 WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? 392 00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:25,925 OHH. WHERE AM I? 393 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:26,967 [ LAUGHS WICKEDLY ] 394 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,098 OH, WOW. 395 00:15:31,851 --> 00:15:35,015 [ WHISTLING ] 396 00:15:35,015 --> 00:15:37,978 [ FINGERS SNAPPING ] 397 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,609 [ WHISTLING CONTINUES ] 398 00:15:39,609 --> 00:15:42,822 ♪ LET'S GO AND POP A FEW GIANTS ♪ 399 00:15:42,822 --> 00:15:45,865 ♪ KICK SOME GARGANTUAN BUTT ♪ 400 00:15:45,865 --> 00:15:48,658 ♪ HACK OUT THOSE HUGE KNOBBY KNEECAPS ♪ 401 00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:51,531 ♪ AND MAKE THEM KEEP THEIR BIG MOUTHS SHUT ♪ 402 00:15:51,531 --> 00:15:53,453 ♪ SOMEONE ♪ 403 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:57,667 ♪ HAS GOT TO CUT THEM DOWN TO SIZE ♪ 404 00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,669 ♪ SOMEONE ♪ 405 00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:02,042 ♪ AND WE'RE THE ONES WHO WILL CLIMB THEM ♪ 406 00:16:02,042 --> 00:16:04,004 ♪ AND SLAP THEIR FAT FACES ♪ 407 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:06,716 ♪ LET'S MESS A WHOLE BUNCH OF DWARVES UP ♪ 408 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,679 ♪ STOMP ON THOSE WEE LITTLE TOTS ♪ 409 00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:12,352 ♪ LAUGH AT THEIR WEE LITTLE BICEPS ♪ 410 00:16:12,352 --> 00:16:15,805 ♪ AND ITSY-BITSY YOU-KNOW-WHATs ♪ 411 00:16:15,805 --> 00:16:17,727 ♪ SOMEONE ♪ 412 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:21,811 ♪ SHOULD PUNCH THEIR BEADY LITTLE EYES ♪ 413 00:16:21,811 --> 00:16:23,653 ♪ SOMEONE ♪ 414 00:16:23,653 --> 00:16:25,985 ♪ WHEN WE'RE DONE SQUISHING THE RUNTS ♪ 415 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,907 ♪ THERE WON'T BE ANY TRACES ♪ 416 00:16:27,907 --> 00:16:30,870 ♪ LISTEN, PEOPLE ♪ 417 00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:33,993 ♪ THERE'S NO NEED TO FIGHT ♪ 418 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,206 ♪ HOLY FREAKIN' COW ♪ 419 00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:39,669 ♪ YOU'RE THE SAME DAMN HEIGHT ♪ 420 00:16:39,669 --> 00:16:42,672 ♪ DWARF OR GIANT ♪ 421 00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:45,835 ♪ BOTH WILL DIE TONIGHT ♪ 422 00:16:45,835 --> 00:16:52,182 ♪ THERE MUST BE A WAY I CAN MAKE THINGS RIGHT ♪ 423 00:16:52,182 --> 00:16:53,723 ♪ IT'S TIME TO FINISH THE DWARVES OFF ♪ 424 00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:55,095 ♪ IT'S TIME TO TAKE DOWN THE GIANTS ♪ 425 00:16:55,095 --> 00:16:57,767 ♪ THERE'S NO NEED TO FIGHT ♪ 426 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,899 ♪ RIP OUT THEIR TEETH AND THEIR EARDRUMS ♪ 427 00:16:59,899 --> 00:17:01,561 ♪ KIDNEYS AND TONSILS AND LIVERS ♪ 428 00:17:01,561 --> 00:17:03,353 ♪ YOU'RE THE SAME DAMN HEIGHT ♪ 429 00:17:03,353 --> 00:17:04,944 ♪ GONNA CREAM THOSE GIANTS ♪ 430 00:17:04,944 --> 00:17:06,406 ♪ DWARVES ♪ 431 00:17:06,406 --> 00:17:08,027 ♪ WE REALLY, REALLY HATE THOSE GUYS ♪ 432 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,529 ♪ YOU'RE JUST THE SAME ♪ 433 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,860 ♪ REALLY HATE THOSE GIANTS ♪ 434 00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:12,202 ♪ DWARVES ♪ 435 00:17:12,202 --> 00:17:16,206 ♪ LET'S PUT 'EM IN THEIR PLACES ♪ 436 00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:18,868 ♪ I'M GONNA KILL ME A GIANT ♪ 437 00:17:18,868 --> 00:17:19,919 ♪ BRING IT ♪ 438 00:17:19,919 --> 00:17:21,621 [ WHISTLES ] 439 00:17:21,621 --> 00:17:22,622 ♪ YOU DWARF ♪ 440 00:17:22,622 --> 00:17:24,584 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 441 00:17:28,258 --> 00:17:29,549 TAKE THAT, YOU DWARF! 442 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,930 I'M A GIANT! 443 00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:31,761 OH, SORRY, SORRY. 444 00:17:31,761 --> 00:17:32,972 YAAH! 445 00:17:32,972 --> 00:17:34,224 OHH! WHAT THE -- I'M A DWARF! 446 00:17:34,224 --> 00:17:35,385 OH. MY BAD. 447 00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:38,228 [ SHOUTING CONTINUES ] 448 00:17:38,228 --> 00:17:41,271 EVERYONE -- TIME-OUT! 449 00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:46,396 SHOW OF HANDS -- WHO HERE'S A DWARF? 450 00:17:47,777 --> 00:17:50,280 RIGHT. AND WHO'S A GIANT? 451 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,651 [ BODY THUDS ] 452 00:17:51,651 --> 00:17:53,403 WELL, THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK. 453 00:17:53,403 --> 00:17:56,616 OKAY, OKAY. LET'S GO SHIRTS AND SKINS. 454 00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:58,748 [ HORSE WHINNIES ] 455 00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:01,251 [ CRASHING ] 456 00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:02,502 ROBERTA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 457 00:18:02,502 --> 00:18:03,753 FIXING THE BRIDGE. 458 00:18:03,753 --> 00:18:05,505 YOU'RE FIGHTING OVER NOTHING. 459 00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:06,836 [ HORSE NICKERS ] 460 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,838 YOU'VE BEEN SO BUSY ARGUING THIS WHOLE JOURNEY 461 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,131 THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT YOU ACTUALLY NEED EACH OTHER. 462 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:13,473 HA! PLEASE. I DO NOT NEED HIM. 463 00:18:13,473 --> 00:18:16,095 WHAT'S BEEN YOUR SOLE PURPOSE THIS ENTIRE TIME, HUH? 464 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,768 BEEN TRYING TO ROUSE AN ARMY TO RESCUE ISABELLA. 465 00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:21,020 MM. AND HOW MANY MEN HAVE YOU GOT TO JOIN YOUR QUEST? 466 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,103 ONE. 467 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,275 YOU GOT SOMEONE TO JOIN YOU? 468 00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:26,276 WHO IS IT? DO I KNOW HIM? 469 00:18:26,276 --> 00:18:28,938 YOU, RICHARD. SHE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU. 470 00:18:28,938 --> 00:18:30,940 OH. 471 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,492 [ SIGHS ] ROBERTA'S RIGHT. 472 00:18:32,492 --> 00:18:34,824 I'M SORRY. I'VE BEEN USING SO MANY HORRIBLE WORDS 473 00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:36,656 TO DESCRIBE YOU THAT... 474 00:18:36,656 --> 00:18:38,538 I'VE FORGOTTEN THE ONE THAT DESCRIBES YOU BEST. 475 00:18:38,538 --> 00:18:39,659 "MUSKY"? 476 00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:41,451 LOYAL. 477 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,795 FORGIVE ME. 478 00:18:45,795 --> 00:18:47,797 REJOIN MY QUEST. 479 00:18:47,797 --> 00:18:49,799 IT WOULD BE MY HONOR. 480 00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:52,632 BUT FIRST, I MUST ASK... 481 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:56,886 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT TAD COOPER IS ACTUALLY A DRAGON? 482 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,017 [ SIGHS ] 483 00:18:58,017 --> 00:18:59,639 I BELIEVE... 484 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,851 YOU BELIEVE HE IS. 485 00:19:01,851 --> 00:19:04,224 I KNEW IT. DO YOU HEAR THAT? 486 00:19:04,224 --> 00:19:06,025 HE BELIEVES IN US, TAD COOPER. 487 00:19:06,025 --> 00:19:08,188 RIGHT, WELL, NOW ALL THE FIGHTING'S OVER, 488 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,149 OFF TO HORTENSIA. 489 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,151 ACTUALLY, I THINK WE NEED TO BOW OUT. 490 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,983 BEFORE WE DO ANY MORE FIGHTING, 491 00:19:13,983 --> 00:19:16,486 I THINK THERE'S A CERTAIN BRIDGE THAT NEEDS OUR ATTENTION. 492 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,539 WHAT SAY YOU, GIANT? 493 00:19:19,539 --> 00:19:21,541 RIGHT YOU ARE, DWARF. 494 00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:23,663 RIGHT YOU ARE. 495 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,496 NOW, GIVE ME THAT LITTLE HAND OF YOURS. 496 00:19:26,496 --> 00:19:28,338 [ ALL CHEERING ] 497 00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:31,341 ♪♪ 498 00:19:32,752 --> 00:19:35,054 HEY, THERE, FRIEND. 499 00:19:35,054 --> 00:19:37,176 GOT A PAIR OF TICKETS TO TONIGHT'S JOUST. 500 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,929 THIRD ROW. WANT TO GO? 501 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,681 LAST TIME I SAT THERE, I CAUGHT A TOOTH -- 502 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,062 AND I STILL HAVE IT. 503 00:19:43,062 --> 00:19:44,394 NO, THANKS. 504 00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:45,515 BUT YOU LOVE VIOLENCE. 505 00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:46,856 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I THINK 506 00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:48,268 IT'D BE BETTER IF YOU WENT WITHOUT ME. 507 00:19:48,268 --> 00:19:49,939 YOU SHOULD GO RIGHT NOW. 508 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,020 Madalena: IS IT HIM? 509 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:51,941 AW, CRAP. 510 00:19:53,573 --> 00:19:55,575 MY QUEEN. 511 00:19:55,575 --> 00:19:57,026 OH, DON'T YOU "MY QUEEN" ME. 512 00:19:57,026 --> 00:19:59,028 I'M BAD NEWS, AM I? 513 00:19:59,028 --> 00:20:00,740 YOU TOLD HER WHAT I SAID. 514 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:01,871 ONLY THAT LITTLE BIT. 515 00:20:01,871 --> 00:20:03,453 I'LL RIP HIS HEART OUT, 516 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,745 AND YOU DON'T MEAN SYMBOLICALLY? 517 00:20:05,745 --> 00:20:07,126 OKAY, I TOLD HER THE WHOLE THING. 518 00:20:07,126 --> 00:20:08,628 I'M MORE "SHREW" THAN WOMAN? 519 00:20:08,628 --> 00:20:09,749 AND I MADE SOME STUFF UP. 520 00:20:09,749 --> 00:20:11,541 WHAT ABOUT THE BRO CODE?! 521 00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:13,593 I KNOW! 522 00:20:13,593 --> 00:20:14,884 I'M STARTING TO REALLY LIKE HER. 523 00:20:14,884 --> 00:20:17,046 AND SHE'S SUPER-PRETTY. 524 00:20:17,046 --> 00:20:18,968 WE JUST STARTED TALKING AND -- I THINK YOU BETTER RUN. 525 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,640 GUARDS! KILL HIM. 526 00:20:29,108 --> 00:20:30,940 TURNS OUT I LIKE YOU, TOO. 527 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:42,322 ♪ HEY, THERE, OLD BUDDY ♪ 528 00:20:42,322 --> 00:20:44,914 ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I BELIEVE IN? ♪ 529 00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:48,458 ♪ I THINK WE'RE GONNA PULL THROUGH ♪ 530 00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:49,579 ♪ ME TOO ♪ 531 00:20:49,579 --> 00:20:51,250 ♪ ME THREE ♪ 532 00:20:55,335 --> 00:20:59,759 ♪ YES, I BELIEVE SOMETHING MIGHT JUST HAVE STARTED ♪ 533 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:04,644 ♪ AND I BELIEVE I'LL BE JOINING THE DEAR DEPARTED ♪ 534 00:21:06,806 --> 00:21:10,440 ♪ AND I BELIEVE I HAVE A WEDDING PLANNER TO SEE ♪ 535 00:21:12,982 --> 00:21:15,815 ♪ BETTER BELIEVE IT ♪ 536 00:21:15,815 --> 00:21:17,487 HIS ASS BELONGS TO ME.